Oh damn! Mr. Skittles is back in full effect for his second appearance. He must be getting jealous of all the attention Willy gets.

Oklahoma

If Mary here asks if you want to see the “little lamb”….run.

Georgia

I feel like I’ve seen this guy in every useless news interview ever made, just jabbering some inaudible rubbish.

Mississippi

I have to assume those paw prints are actually some animal she swallowed whole trying to fight its way out.

Kansas